Hello, just in case you were wondering the checks in the mail. If you
weren't, then tell my wonderful answering machine just what was on your
mind.
weren't, then tell my wonderful answering machine just what was on your
mind.
Related:
- In case you were wondering, that was just for Zapp."
-Leela,
after kissing... - Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just
eloped with her tape deck,
so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything... - Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
Answering machine madness - machine... - Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that
yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life.
After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave... - Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone
right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and
I'm still made up of antimatter,
so if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting... - Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink. I can't come to the phone
right now,
so after the tone, please leave your name and number... - Hello--I'm in a superposition of states right now, but
if you'll leave your name and number,
I'll get back to you as soon as my state collapses... - I am not home to talk to you,
But please don't be a creep.
Just leave your name and number, At the sound of the... - Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave
your name and number,
I'll be right with you. -- Answering machine madness...
From the same category:
- One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet
on him... - Gross National Product:
A Big Mac... - It does not matter how badly you paint so long as you don't paint badly
like other people.
George... - Every man is as God made him, ay, and often worse.
-
Miguel de... - Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm
rolling...
