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• Being a BALD HERO is almost as FESTIVE as a TATTOOED KNOCKWURST. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I just remembered something about a TOAD! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• HELLO, everybody, I'm a HUMAN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy.
  I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me....
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!
  !" -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I can't think about that. It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...