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He left a paper sealed up, wherein were found three articles as his last will
I owe much; I have nothing; I give the rest to the poor....
Helen Keller mode: n. 1. State of a hardware or software system that is deaf, dumb, and blind, i.
e., accepting no input and generating no output, usually due to an infinite loop or some other ...
HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
SHE: What?? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...
Helga, how many Germans does it take to change a light bulb ?
HELICOPTER PILOTS do it while hovering.
Helicopter pilots do it with autorotation.
He lies like a hedgehog rolled up the wrong way, Tormenting himself with his prickles.
-- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- Miss Kilmansegg, Her Dream...
He lifted himself up by his own bootstraps.
He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable.
He lived his life to the end.

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