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• HE: Let's end it all, bequeathin' our brains to science.
  SHE: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their OWN brains. -- Walt Kelley...
• If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
• If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to drive a dinky.
• If brains were cotton, he wouldn't have enough to Kotex a flea.
• As happy as if he had brains.
• All this and brains, too!
• Not enough brains cells for the Prozac to be effective.