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• Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Or so I'm told.
• < Bishop says "I'm afraid I have some bad news." > "Well that's a switch." -- Hudson, "Alie
• He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brech
• He who is still laughing hasn't yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brech
• You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask.
  It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news....
• You could have, "I'm a wuss!" tattooed across your butt! huh huh huh
• Doctor, doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you.
• The sooner and in more detail you announce the bad news, the better.