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Have You Had Your Reality Check Today? Don't Worry, It's In The Mail.
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Have you had your reality check today? Don't worry, it's in the mail.
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Have you had your Wheaties today?
The reality you have dialed is not in service. Please check the value of pi or consult your local deity.
Your reality check just bounced.
Positivity: have you had your plus sign today?
You need not worry about your future...you have none.
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you check your email more often than your paper mail, and you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You do not have mail.
You have hate mail.
