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• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• Don't ever have sex with someone in your office. Wait until you get home.
• 0023 Have you ever wanted to download pizza? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
  [Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
• If you ever wanted *mindful* drivel, this is it.
• PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20) You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
  It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the job you wanted....
• Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
• Did you ever have one of those nights where you didn't want to go out .
  .. but your hair looked too good to stay home? -- Jack Simmo...
• You should go home.