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Guns don't kill people. Mailreaders kill people!
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people, OS/2 salesmen do...
Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....
Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people.
Gunslingers with Gas: Wyatt Urp
Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat. -- Hermann Goering (1893-1946)
Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
Guppies dancing among brightly colored power tools, their ears ablaze.
gurfle: /ger'fl/ interj. An expression of shocked disbelief.
He said we have to recode this thing in FORTRAN by next week....

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