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• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....
• Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol.
  .. -- Crazy Nigel...
• Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol .
  .." -- Crazy Nigel...
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