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Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Guy Fawkes where are you now that we need you?
Guy: "I am the greatest swordsman in all of Nottingham!
Picard: "There's something you should know." Guy...
Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats.
Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. -- Lenny Bruce...
Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could.
It's like having a little pet for your face. -- Anita Wise...
Guys, let's be friendly!!!
Guys should never view x-rated gifs when using a laptop.
Guys will actually judge women based on the way they're built .
.. A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is....
gweep: /gweep/ [WPI] 1. v. To {hack}, usually at night.

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