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Gurmlish, n.: The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth.
-- Rich Hall & Friends, Snigle...
guru meditation: n. Amiga equivalent of `panic' in UNIX (sometimes just called a `guru' or `guru event').
When the system crashes, a cryptic message of the form "GURU MEDITATION #XXXXXXXX.Y...
guru: n. [UNIX] An expert. Implies not only {wizard} skill but also a history of being a knowledge resource for others.
Less often, used (with a qualifier) for other experts on other system...
GURU: One who knows more jargon than you.
Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything.
Gutenberg made everybody a reader. Xerox makes everybody a publisher.
-- Marshall McLuhan, Canadian autho...
Guten TAG.
Guts: Putting "Moderator" in your twit filter.....
Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo. [Drops of water hollow out a stone - not by strength, but just falling often.
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