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gun: [ITS: from the `:GUN' command] vt. To forcibly terminate a program or job (computer, not career).
Some idiot left a background process running soaking up half the cycles, so I gunned...
Gun Owners are Citizens. All Others are Subjects.
Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful.
Gun rights are a feminist issue." -- J. Ryerso
Guns are generally pretty robust, their only enemies are rust and politicians." -- Jeff Coope
Guns cause crime like seat belts cause accidents.
Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain.
Guns don't kill people... bullets do.
Guns don't kill people... death does.
Guns don't kill people... fast-moving projectiles do.
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