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Guns Don't Kill People; People Kill People. Now Apply To Smoking
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Guns don't kill people; people kill people.
Now apply to smoking:
Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do.
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people.
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Guns don't kill people... fast-moving projectiles do.
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Guns don't kill people... death does.
Bullets don't kill people, guns don't either, the mafia does.
