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• A man with a gun is a citizen. A man without a gun is a subject.
• No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
• No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
• Survival of the fittest, man... And we've got the fucking gun!
• I can't help admiring you, at least until you put the gun down.
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• People look at you kind of funny when you walk down the street naked with a gun.
• pop gun / cap gun.