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GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it!...
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD #2...
Guard: "How's she doing?" Kirk: "He's going to be fine.
Guard: "He? I thought you brought in a woman." Kirk...
Guarding the Door: Sergeant Atarm
Guards, beat this man brutally for daring to try to confuse me!" -- Floyd Farland
Guard the Mysteries--constantly reveal them
Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel.
Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force....

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