GUARD #1: Where'd You Get The Coconut? ARTHUR: We Found Them.
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it!...
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD #2...
ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail