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Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel.
Guinan: "That was Setting Number One. Anyone want to see Setting Number Two?
-- "Night Terrors", Stardate unknow...
Guinan: "There can only be *one* captain." Riker: "It's not that simple.
This was his crew, he wrote the book on this ship!...
Guinan: "When a man is convinced he's going to die tomorrow, he'll probably find a way to make it happen.
The only one who can turn this around is you." Riker: "I'll do the best I can." Guinan: "You...
Guinan: "You could learn a lot from this one." Q: "Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.
Data: "I am an android, not a robot." Q: "I beg your pardon." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
GUIs normally make it simple to accomplish simple actions and impossible to accomplish complex actions.
-- Doug Gwyn (22/Jun/91 in comp.unix.wizards)...
GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow!
GUITARISTS strum it with their pick
GUITAR PLAYERS do it with a G-string
Guitar players had their licks.

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