GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow,
that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow,
that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
Related:
- ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are... - GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a... - BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European... - Was that an African or European
swallow... - ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that
Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity... - GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD... - What do you mean?
An African or European swallow... - clop clop]
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle... - GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...
