GUARD #2: It Could Be Carried By An African Swallow!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow,
that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
! GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory....
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut? ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it!...
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
Was that an African or European swallow?
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?...
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD #2...
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse? ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?...