GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
together.
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em
together.
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
Related:
- GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical... - ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are... - GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a... - ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that
Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity... - GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. GUARD... - clop clop]
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle... - GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but... - ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me?
--
Monty Python and the Holy... - ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir...
