GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
Related:
- GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but... - ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are... - GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts! ARTHUR: What?... - GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical... - GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a... - ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that
Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity... - clop clop]
GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle... - FIRST SOLDIER: So they wouldn't be able to bring a coconut back anyway.
SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! Suppose two swallows... - MAN: Fetchez la vache!
GUARD: Quoi?
MAN: Fetchez la vache!
Monty Python and the Holy...
