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God never sends th' mouth but he sendeth meat. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part i, Chap. iv...
God often gives nuts to toothless people.
God only knows what she could have gotten my mother to say.
-- Pres. Bill Clinton to Speaker Newt Gingrich -- (Reference to Mrs....
God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
Godot was here, but you'll probably never be able to prove it.
God owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah.
God put drugs on this planet to assist and speed up the evolutionary process.
God put me here with certain things to do and right now and I'm so far behind, I'll probably never die.
-- Bill Watterson, Calvin, Calvin and Hobbe...
God requireth not a uniformity of religion. -- Roger William
God rest you merry, gentlemen, Let nothing you dismay, For Jesus Christ, our Saviour, Was born upon this day.

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