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• God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice
  hen he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. MARK TWAIN...
• Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. -- Mark Twai
• Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to. -- Mark Twai