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God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
God to wicked painter: "REPAINT! REPAINT! And never thin again!
God used beautiful mathematics in creating the world. -- Paul Dirac
God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go.
"Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God....
God was left out of the constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910) -- Eruption (published 1949)...
God will always be the spiritual focus of the Boy Scouts of America.
God willing, we will return." -- Eugene Cernan, the Moon, 1972
God will not give any soldier ammunition who is not willing to go into battle.
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. -- Elbert Hubbard
God will not suffer man to have the knowledge of things to come
for if he had prescience of his prosperity he would be carele...

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