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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
-- William Bragg...
God said "Let there be crap". An AMIGA appeared.
God Said "Let there be Light" And The Pagan Said "Who Said That?
God said "Let there be light", So somebody struck a match
God save our gracious king! Long live our noble king!
God save the king! -- Henry Carey (1663-1743) -- God save the King...
God save the mark. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc. 3
God save the screen!
God save you from a bad neighbor and from a beginner on the fiddle." -- Italian proverb
God saw absolute truth lying in the street and picked it up.
The Devil said, "Give it to me and I'll organize it for you....
God says in the Bible' carries as much moral imperative to me as saying 'Dr.
Seuss says in Green Eggs and Ham.' Both are interesting books with some good messages, nothing more....

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