Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Going into a church in Havana, a poor woman paused by a cross and kissed the feet of Jesus.
Tell me," asked a soldier, "would you kiss the feet of your great leader Castro as well?...
Going out of my mind, back in 5 minutes.
Going tagless has been a freeing experience!
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Going through life pushing doors marked "Pull" ...
Going to bed with a woman never hurt a ballplayer. It's staying up all night looking for them that does you in.
-- Casey Stengel...
Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
Going to church makes you about as Christian as going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.
Going to fly? Walk, you'll get there faster!
Going to the dentist can be more a matter of attitude than anything else.
It can be a drilling time, or it can bore you to death....

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