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God made the world in six days, and on the seventh She was sued for not filing an environmental impact statement.
God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world!
God may be in the details, but it is also important to know the big picture. -- Deng Ming-Dao
God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstei
God may give you seeds but he won't plant them for you.
God may have a last name but I'm sure it's not "Damn It".
God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform
He plants his footsteps in the sea And rides upon the storm....
God must have used Adam's funny bone when he made Eve.
God must love assholes -- She made so many of them.
God must love the comman man, he made so many of them. -- Abraham Lincol
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