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• God rest ye CS students now, The bearings on the drum are gone, Let nothing you dismay.
  The disk is wobbling, too. The VAX is down and won't be up, We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol Until the first of May....
• Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?
• God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay.
  The VAX is down and won't be up, Until the first of May....
• He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone. -- Jesus Chri
• Do you accept Christ as your personal saviour? Well, I've already got AT&T as my long distance carrier.
• I wish I could leave you my most cherished possession - my faith in Jesus Christ.
  For with Him you have everything; without Him you have nothing at all. -- Patrick Henry...
• Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
• Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys, ducks and chicke
  Disapproval would be folly; Mix the punch, drag out the Dicke...