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• Contrary to popular opinion, God's last name isn't Damn.
• Oh, God, if I were sure I were to die tonight I would repent at once.
  It is the commonest prayer in all languages. -- James M. Barrie, "Sentimental Tommy...
• Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....
• Dr. Foster: Yes, Dr. Foster here. ... Ned Flanders?
  You're sure? ... No, no, no, I'll come right over....
• O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain! My tables,--meet it is I set it down, That one may smile, and smile, and be a villai
  At least I 'm sure it may be so in Denmark. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act i, Sc....
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son m tier. (God will forgive me.
  It's his job.) -- Heinrich Heine - last word...
• You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself. Make sure it isn't a bad name.
• Lenny: We call each other by number, not by name. Carl is Number Fourteen, I'm Number Twelve.
  Burnsie's Number 29. Homer: [incredulous] _You_ outrank Mr....