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• And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless.
  Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess....
• May God give you a long life of a hundred and twenty and not one day without pain, sorrow, and suffering.
• Give a student a modem and you give them the world.
• May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don't love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming.
  -- Irish Blessing...
• They say give your money to God, but they give you THEIR address.
• Give me the fruitful error any time, full of seeds, bursting with its own corrections.
  You can keep your sterile truth for yourself. -- Vilfredo Pareto...
• Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.
  True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation....
• May the God of Thunder strike you in the kneecap!
• May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :)