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Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers!
Getting along with your relatives increases in direct proportion with the distance you stay away from them.
Getting an education at the University of California is like having $
50.00 shoved up your ass, a nickel at a time....
Getting anything done around here reminds me of elephants mating
- it's done at a very high level - there's lots of trumpeting about it - it takes two years to see any results....
Getting a second chance is never a certainty.
Getting better - not older!
Getting caught is the mother of invention. -- Robert Byrne
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabo...
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying.
(Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises....
Getting laid off is better than not getting laid at all. -- Brett Isham

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