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• Everyone else is getting laid while I'm getting screwed. -- Chris Pirillo (chris@lockergnome.com)
• Laid Off!: Gwen Home
• Life is getting better all the time.
• Hardware: Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven't laid a finger on since getting your computer.
• An 18-year-old boy, if he's properly formed, is ruled by the cruise missile in his pants.
  The taut heartstrings and the fanciful talk -- they're all just formalities to getting laid...
• Getting better - not older!
• Getting older - not better!
• The best keeps getting better!