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• Running a project in this office is like mating elepha
  (a) it takes a great deal of time and effort to get on top of things, (b) The whole affair is always accompanied by a great deal of noise and confusion, the culmination of which is heralded by loud trumpeting, (c) After which, nothing comes of the effort for two years....
• I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
  -- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• Guide: Many interesting and important things have been put into boxes over the yea
  extiles, other boxes, even children's candy. Milhouse...
• They told me you had proven it When they discovered our results About a month before.
  Their hair began to curl The proof was valid, more or less Instead of understanding it But rather less than more....
• They told me you had proven it About a month before.
  The proof was valid, more or less He sent them word that we would try But rather less than more....
• Getting something done is an accomplishment; getting something done right is an achievement.
  -- Anonymou...