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First study the enemy. Seek weakness. -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of Terror," stardate 1709.2.
First the Boy part...
First the good news--you're going to have a disease named after you. -- M.D. to patie
First, then, a woman will or won't, depend on 't; If she will do 't, she will
and there 's an end on 't. But if she won't, since safe and sound your trust is, Fear is affront, and jealousy injustice....
First there were low calorie drinks put on the market, and now, dry beer.
The next step is selling you and empty container that simply credits your account with having tried to drink something....
First they came for the drug users, and I said nothing because I wasn't a drug user.
Then they came for the atheists, and I said nothing because I wasn't an atheist....
First they say it's impossible; then they steal your concep
finally they claim it was their idea to begin with. -- Everyone who has ever had an idea....
First, they tax incomes; now they're taxing my patience.
First they went after the Communists, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Communist.
Then they went after the homosexuals and infirm, and I did not stand up, because I was neither....
First things first, but not necessarily in that order. -- Doctor Who, MEGLOS

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