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First, you must know what the thing is, and then after learn the use of the same.
-- Robert Recorde...
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald...
First you take a leak.
fish: [Adelaide University, Australia] n. 1. Another {metasyntactic variable}.
See {foo}....
Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED!
Fish and visitors stink in three days. -- Poor Richard
Fish and women are only good for three days !!!
Fish are said to have good eyesight, but many breeds are hard of herring.
( Apologies on this one, all around, of course!)...
Fish are so hard to toilet train.
Fisherman's hell: Beer......Bait.....take one.

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