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Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Fishing is great, if you're using hand grenades!
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
Fishin' Hole Or Fission Hole? * Burns Denies Responsibility In Fish Flap Count The Eyes, Mr.
Burns!...
Fish not, with this melancholy bait, For this fool gudgeon, this opinion.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 1...
Fish punsters are always ready to SPOUT off.
FISH queue: [acronym, by analogy with FIFO (First In, First Out)] n.
`First In, Still Here'....
Fish Story: Rod Enreel
Fistfights: Donny Brooke
Fit into the smallest space available... -- Cat Game #6

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