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  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew....
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  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew....
• I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
• I went mad once. Did me a world of good.
• I went to the doctor for a check-up. It was ok, he was there.
• Bernard was a young eighty-three, not a gomer, and able to talk.
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• One fine day, the bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route.
  No problems for the first few stops -- a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well....
• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
  because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....
• I went into Gus's artificial organ and taco stand. I said "Give me a bladder por favor.
  The guy said "Is that to go?" I said, "Well what else would I want it for?" -- Emo Phillip...