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• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
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• Somewhere out there someone has put out a reward for anyone actually having seen a calorie.
• After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
  Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi....