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• I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it.
  First, you sit the patient down and have a long personal talk....
• We do not feel this patient has any significant physical disease at the present time, and for this reason we have advised her to return to you.
• May they name something new after you: a disease.
• You may be redneck... if you've named one of you kids after a good dog.
• A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests.
  I have some bad news," says the doctor, "and some worse news....
• Cure the disease and kill the patient.
• You will be made happy by receipt of good news.
• After a power outage:) Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on.
  The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine....
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....