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First things first, second things never.
First Vietnam, then Somalia. What's next? Bosnia?
FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. May we burn her? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
First, we'll kill all the programmers...
First, we were making the effort there so that people would have their own right to decide their own future, and could select their own form of government .
.. Now we're saying we're going to figh...
First we will be best, and then we will be first. -- Grant Tinke
First wipe your nose and check your flies. -- Alec Guinne
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
-- Leo Rosenberg...
First you go out and buy a stick--it's called a baton--about this long.
First you harmonize, then you customize. -- Wilson Picke

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