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First as to speech. That privilege rests upon the premise that there is no proposition so uniformly acknowledged that it may not be lawfully challenged, questioned, and debated.
It need not rest upo...
First Barney, then Michael... who's next?
First commit the Golden Rule to memory, then work at it and commit the rule to life itself.
First C Program, huh? -- C Error #011
First do what is necessary, Then do what is possible And soon you are doing the impossible.
First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife. -- Fulle
FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ... SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other guard who collapses in a heap.
Hiccoughs quietly. -- Monty Python and th...
FIRST HEAD: All right! All right! We'll kill him first and then have tea and biscuits.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
FIRST HEAD: Oh! quick! get the sword out I want to cut his head off.
THIRD HEAD: Oh, cut your own head off. SECOND HEAD...
First: If you're going to be funny, you have to have truth rooted in your effort.
Later: When I said women shouldn't have the right to vote, I was just being funny....

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