FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... We're Not Allowed To ... SIR LAUNCELOT Runs Him Through, Grabs His Spear And Stabs The Other Guard Who Collapses In A Heap.
FIRST GUARD: Ah! Now ... we're not allowed to ...
SIR LAUNCELOT runs him through, grabs his spear and stabs the other
guard who collapses in a heap. Hiccoughs quietly.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....
ERIC IDLE PLAYED
FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
.. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him....
clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
MAN: Fetchez la vache! GUARD: Quoi? MAN: Fetchez la vache!
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
SIR LAUNCELOT runs back up the stairs, grabs a rope of the wall and swings out over the heads of the CROWD in a swashbuckling manner towards a large window.
He stops just short of the window and is left swing pathetically back and forth....
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....