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• LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
  Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....
• ERIC IDLE PLAYED
• FATHER: Who are you? PRINCE: I'm ... your son .
  .. FATHER: Not you. LAUNCELOT: I'm ... er ... Sir Launcelot, sir....
• FATHER: Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
  FIRST GUARD: Not ... to leave the room ... even if you come and get him....
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• MAN: Fetchez la vache! GUARD: Quoi? MAN: Fetchez la vache!
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• SIR LAUNCELOT runs back up the stairs, grabs a rope of the wall and swings out over the heads of the CROWD in a swashbuckling manner towards a large window.
  He stops just short of the window and is left swing pathetically back and forth....
• GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut? ARTHUR: We found them.
  GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!...
• GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
  GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point....