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Fire a warning shot across her nose..
FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range.
firebottle: n. A large, primitive, power-hungry active electrical device, similar in function to a FET but constructed out of glass, metal, and vacuum.
Characterized by high cost, low density...
Fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.
Fired her retro-rockets a little late.
fire' does not matter, 'earth' and 'air' and 'water' do not matter.
'I' do not matter. No word matters. But man forgets reality and remembers words....
Fired that the house rejects him, "'Sdeath! I 'll print it, And shame the fools.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 61...
Fire extinguisher toggled <ON&l
Firefighters are always in heat.
Fire Fighters have bigger hoses.

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