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• Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidently dropped the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.
  -- Love and Rocke...
• Her tires are a little low.
• Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, something....)
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Houston Rockets: 6 down, 76 to go...
• Who remembers when Saturns were rockets, not cars?
• On her decision to accept the late Duke's marriage proposal
  I decided I had enjoyed myself long enough....
• He offered her a Round the World Cruise. Too late she learned, it was only a spin on his water bed.
• Three o'clock in the afternoon is always just a little too late or a little too early for anything you want to do.
  -- Jean-Paul Sartre...