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firefighting: n. 1. What sysadmins have to do to correct sudden operational problems.
An opposite of hacking. "Been hacking your new newsreader?...
FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE
firehose syndrome: n. In mainstream folklore it is observed that trying to drink from a firehose can be a good way to rip your lips off.
On computer networks, the absence or failure of flow co...
Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand, They rave, recite, and madden round the land.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 5...
Fire In The Hole
Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men. -- Seneca (8 BC) -- De Providentia, 5, 9
Firemen are always in heat.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Firemen do it with a big hose.
Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.

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