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Finding a good man is like trying to staple Jello to a tree.
Finding bad reasons for what one believes for other bad reasons - that's philosophy.
-- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock.
-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981...
Finding the occasional straw of truth awash in a great ocean of confusion and bamboozle requires intelligence, vigilance, dedication and courage.
But if we don't practice these tough habits of though...
Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST!
Find out the cause of this effect, Or rather say, the cause of this defect, For this effect defective comes by cause.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act ii, Sc. 2...
Find out the cost before you get in.
Finds a flat by swapping tires.
Finds canonical humor collections amusing.
Find the fallacy: All UNIX systems programmers have beards.
God has a beard. Therefore, God is a UNIX systems programmer....

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