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• If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
• Making files is easy under the UNIX operating system.
  Therefore, users tend to create numerous files using large amounts of file space....
• EXE /eks'ee/ or /eek'see/ or /E-X-E/ n. An executable binary file.
  Some operating systems (notably MS-DOS, VMS, and TWENEX) use the extension ....
• Unix brain damage n. Something that has to be done to break a network program (typically a mailer) on a non-Unix system so that it will interoperate with Unix systems.
  The hack may qualify as `Unix brain damage' if the program conforms to published standards and the Unix program in question does not....
• UNIX brain damage: n. Something that has to be done to break a network program (typically a mailer) on a non-UNIX system so that it will interoperate with UNIX systems.
  The hack may qualify as `UNIX brain damage' if the program conforms to published standards and the UNIX program in question does not....
• wizard: n. 1. A person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware works (that is, who {grok}s it)
  esp. someone who can find and fix bugs quickly in an emergency....