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Find a matching pair of shells that feel comfortable.
This is harder than it seems, especially if the shells are still occupied....
Find a need and fool it! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Jack Nicholson.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Kirk Douglas.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Robin Leech.
Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Ronald Reagan.
Find another profession to be young in. -- Joe Queena
Find expression for a sorrow and it will become dear to you.
Find expression for a joy, and you will intensify its ecstasy....
Find God?!? Why? Is he missing?
Find happiness in your work, or you may never find it anywhere else.

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