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• Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree.
• Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree!
• The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.
  -- Hitchcock's Staple Principle...
• Hitchcock's Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you are trying to staple something.
• Getting the truth from Clinton is like nailing Jello to the wall.
• A celebrity is someone who works hard all during life to attain recognitio
  and once having attained it, and finding out what it really is like, works for the remainder of his life trying to go about unrecognized....
• A tree is good enough for a Beer.
• I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
• Jello is antimatter.