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Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to get it from them.
We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a flashlight....
Everybody has something to conceal. -- Humphrey Boga
Everybody has to be somebody to someone, somewhere, sometime, so that they can be anybody to anyone at anytime.
Everybody hates a prodigy, detests an old head on young shoulders. -- Erasmu
Everybody in Los Angeles is in therapy. It's a good thing they don't have parking spaces for the emotionally handicapped.
There'd be no place to park. -- Jackson Perdue...
Everybody in this room is wearing a uniform, so don't kid yourself... -- Frank Zappa
Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Movie!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. -- Will Roge
Everybody is someone else's weirdo. -- Dijkstra
Everybody is talking about the weather but nobody does anything about it." -- Mark Twai

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