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Every human being has, like Socrates, an attendant spiri
and wise are they who obey its signals. If it does not always tell us what to do, it always cautions us what not to do....
Every important document you write will contain at least one egregious typographical error.
The more pubic the document, the more embarrassing the error....
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. -- Frank Moore Colby
Every institution I've ever been associated with has tried to screw me. -- Stephen Wolfram
Every instructor assumes you have nothing to do but study for his course. -- STUDENT'S LAW
Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, and one loop.
.. and at least one bug!...
Every investigation which is guided by principles of Nature fixes its ultimate aim entirely on gratifying the stomach.
-- Athenaeus (c. 200 AD) -- The Deipnosophists, vii, 11...
Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.
Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. -- Russel Lyne
Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of.
-- They Might Be Gia...

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